Showing posts with label Funny Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stories. Show all posts
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor...
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under t...
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The Japanese say you have three faces. The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your fami... -
Wrinkles mean you laughed, gray hair means you cared, scars mean you lived. -
Dear Self: Stop re-opening your doors for toxic people then calling it “seeking closure”. Certain things don’t work out in life.. & that... -
The truth is still the truth, even if no one believes it. A lie is still a lie, even if everyone believes it. -
There are things that have to be forgotten if you want to go on living. - Jim Thompson -
I don’t care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -–they a... -
True love is when you love someone until your last breath. - Brigitte Nicole -
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs. - Charlie Chaplin -
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you weren’t worth the truth. - Jean-Paul Sartre
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It’s necessary for me sometimes just to be alone and quiet and doing nothing. — Charles Bukowski -
The Japanese say you have three faces. The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your fami... -
Fall in love with someone who’s comfortable with your silence. Find someone who doesn’t need your words to know it’s time to kiss you. — Cl... -
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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A gentleman knows when to listen, when to comment, and when to simply hold his woman and kiss her tears away. -
My family has a cottage, built by my grandfather over eighty years ago that lies on the peninsula of Door County Wisconsin. Door County is k...
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I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with the people who mak... -
True love is when you love someone until your last breath. - Brigitte Nicole -
Libraries are reservoirs of strength, grace and wit, reminders of order, calm and continuity, lakes of mental energy, neither warm nor cold,...
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Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln